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I'm kinda' stuck in the 90's
I just miss that old trip
I'm kinda' afraid of having a job
I'd rather work for the mob

I wear superhero themed tees
Watching TV
My brain slacks so much
That I forget the things I miss

But I have no time
To waste with people
Although it would be fun
To be friends with you

A big green rubber dino sits on my pillow
And I write my own petitions
But I wish they were law abolitions

I’m out on bail
Ready to make a french inhale
Like Dr. Friedman states:
"Money causes inflation rate"

But I have no time
To waste with people
Although it would be fun
To be friends with you

Used to be
What you wish I was
Carpe Diem is what they say

Do you know Mr. Costanza?
Wish to smoke with him a 'banza'

I'm kinda' stuck in the 90's
I just miss that old trip
I'm kinda' afraid of having a job
I'd rather work for the mob

I wear superhero themed tees
Watching TV
Where I write my own petitions
But I wish they were law abolitions

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